Funny Coworker Retirement Card

Is your coworker leaving you in the dust to enjoy their retirement without you? Well, don't worry - we've got the perfect way to let them know how you really feel. Our "Rude You're Retiring Without Me (Send Help)" card is a hilarious and sarcastic way to congratulate them on their retirement while also reminding them that you'll miss them.

This funny retirement card is sure to make your coworker smile (even if they feel a little guilty for leaving you behind). And with its blank interior, you can write your own witty and personalized message to let them know how much they'll be missed.

Made from high-quality cardstock, this greeting card comes with a choice of kraft or white envelope, making it the perfect choice for sending your colleague off in style. So if you're looking for a unique and funny retirement card that's guaranteed to make your coworker laugh (or cringe), look no further than our "Rude You're Retiring Without Me (Send Help)" card.

Product Details:

✔️ Size: A7 (5x7 inches)
✔️ Blank Inside: Add your personal touch
✔️ Your choice of kraft or white envelope
✔️ Paper Quality: 230gsm matte cardstock

💌 PRINTED & SHIPPED: This listing is for a printed and shipped 'ready to send" item.

🚚 SHIPPING & PROCESSING: We'll ship your card out in just 1-2 days via USPS First Class. Please note that this shipping option does not come with a tracking number.

🚀 UPGRADE SHIPPING: Want to keep an eye on your package? Upgrade your shipping to First Clas Mail (with tracking) for just $4.00. Priority (USPS Flat Rate Envelope) upgrade is $8.00.

📦 PACKAGING: To ensure your card arrives in pristine condition, we'll carefully package it in a clear cello bag.

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